Some of our favorite musician jokes
1. Q: How can you tell when there's a bad drummer at the door?
A: The knocking speeds up.
2. How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The piano player does it with her left hand.
3. What is the difference between an bagpipe and a trampoline?
A: You're supposed to take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.
4. How can you tell a trombone player's child at the playground?
A: They don't know how to operate the slide, and they can't swing.
5. What is the difference between a soprano and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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